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[bare_my_fangs]

Hey, uh, Dad, I'm so ready to go to school now. I think I'm in love (or at least heavily in lust). Can't miss out on my all important education, right?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I think the fact that I'm so much more handsome proves the point that we aren't related. But, whatever. Doesn't mean you should call me that.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that, old man. Whatever comforts you at night.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's the woman that's next to me.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

So that's what those noises were. I thought you were watching porn again

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Why watch it when you can do it?



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STOP LISTENING IN ON ME.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be 'entertaining' women when your son is at home, dad. That's bad parenting.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Being creepy is a bad trait for a human being. Stop it.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Yes dad.


Was she any good?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

STOP ASKING.

[trinities]

You guys are both gross.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I'm gross? I'm finding company and he's listening on it.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I've been staring at the fucking ceiling for the past month or so. Cut me some slack.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Get a job, Michael.

[trinities]

I can hear you even when I sleep with the pillow over my head!

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Deal with it.

[trinities]

I'll find a boyfriend and we'll have sex really loud in my room and then you won't be able to sleep.

[generalising.livejournal.com]

That won't happen because you are not having sex until you're married.

[trinities]

I can have sex whenever I want!

[generalising.livejournal.com]

Not if I end the guy you're trying to have sex with.

[trinities]

So we'll just do it where you can't find us! You can't be everywhere~

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Like hell you will. I catch even a glimpse of a guy round you and I guarantee you, sex will be the last thing on both your minds.

[trinities]

I've been on tons of dates while you've been in bed, so there!

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!

[trinities]

Yep! Even one with a guy from the comm~