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[bare_my_fangs]

Shit. All I did was say 'Hi' and the old man practically bodyslammed me.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com?ref=34q8bas)

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Oh, I approve.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Well I wouldn't want to let the side down or anything.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

The side of what?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Our side. Need to keep standards high and shit, right?

[ 1/2 ]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

We have a side now?

[ 2/2 ]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Of course we do. Try not to get castrated by the husband.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Your support is overwhelming.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

What is this "support" you speak of?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Fine. Good luck, don't let the old man castrate you.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You've been practising.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Just be careful that she doesn't do it first. You're not as skilled as I am when it comes to seducing a married woman.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

This won't be the first time I've done it.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that you hadn't done it before, I just said that I was better.

[areyoulovers]

Mr. Trinity, you shouldn't post people's pictures without their permission!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...Whoops? My bad. Cross is like my dad though so it's fine.

[areyoulovers]

What would Mama say if she knew you were posting her picture online for strange men to look at?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[She wouldn't say anything - she'd just smile and Michael'd end up spending the rest of the week expecting to die in the most excrutiating way]

You wouldn't tell on me though, would you?

[areyoulovers]

Mr. Trinity, you shouldn't do bad things even if I wouldn't tell on you!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Right, right. Guess I better not do it again.