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[bare_my_fangs]

Hey, uh, Dad, I'm so ready to go to school now. I think I'm in love (or at least heavily in lust). Can't miss out on my all important education, right?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

What have I told you about calling me Dad?

DONE

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Wait, so you can meet the new girl?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah. What can I say? I'm not gonna let that pass me by while I'm stuck staring at the patterns on the ceiling.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Do I look like your parent? Go ahead and do whatever the hell you want.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You're gonna end up giving me a complex, dad, if you keep on saying things like that.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Stop calling me Dad for the last time. Call me Cross, kid.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I'd better get used to it. Don't want to slip up at school and blow your cover, right?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I think the fact that I'm so much more handsome proves the point that we aren't related. But, whatever. Doesn't mean you should call me that.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that, old man. Whatever comforts you at night.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's the woman that's next to me.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

So that's what those noises were. I thought you were watching porn again

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Why watch it when you can do it?



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STOP LISTENING IN ON ME.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be 'entertaining' women when your son is at home, dad. That's bad parenting.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Being creepy is a bad trait for a human being. Stop it.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Yes dad.


Was she any good?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

STOP ASKING.

[trinities]

You guys are both gross.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I'm gross? I'm finding company and he's listening on it.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I've been staring at the fucking ceiling for the past month or so. Cut me some slack.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Get a job, Michael.

[trinities]

I can hear you even when I sleep with the pillow over my head!

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Deal with it.

[trinities]

I know why you want to go!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I'm in love, sis. She's just really hot. If I have to go to school, better make the most of it, right?

[trinities]

Go for it! I can't wait to see you try!