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[bare_my_fangs]

I'll keep this short.

Stay the hell away from my sister, Junpei, otherwise next time I'll rip off your arms and beat you with them.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Is someone a little fond of their dear, dear sister?

((OOC: Be mean to Kadaj and he will pee in your coffee, oh yes. :D ))

DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...Not all of us experience the same incestuous feelings you do. I don't know (or care) what things you get up to with 'mommy' but don't confuse me with you.

Re: DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

So why do you care so much what your sister gets up to? Sounds to me like you want her for yourself.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

She's my little sister; I'm just looking out for her, making sure freaks like you stay well away from her.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What the hell would I want with your sister?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Good answer, because the idea of you and my sister makes me sick.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I give him two days.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Hey, did you know about this?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...

And you weren't going to tell me? Try to stop it? What the hell's your problem?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

She can handle it herself.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

She--

Well, yeah but--

What if something goes wrong?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

She'll call us if she needs us.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[Locked: Wherein we talk about our feelings]

She's my little sister. Now that Johann-nii is... I have to look out for her.

[/Locked]

I just don't want anything to happen to her, alright?

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

I... uh... W-What?! What the heck're you talking about?!

[trinities]

We went on a date you forgot about, remember?

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

How the heck can I remember if I forgot?!

C-C'mon, you don't even know if it was me! Even though it kinda sounds like it... but there's no way I'd forget that...

[trinities]

Because I told you about it, and you can remember me telling you!

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

But if I don't know you, so how am I s'pposed to know who your brother is!?

[trinities]

He's the guy with the knife!

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

Kinda figured that out!

B-But... Why's he after me now!?

[trinities]

Well, I was kinda teasing him by telling him I'd been on dates when he was stuck in bed...

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

... C-Can't you tell him to... I dunno, not friggin' kill me?!

[trinities]

Don't worry, this is just his way of giving a warning! He worries about me, you know~

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

... Yeah.

Point taken.

[trinities]

Don't worry though, it's really easy to keep him from finding stuff out.

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

What d'you mean? There's nothing to find out...

[trinities]

Well I meant you don't have to stop talking to me or anything! I can take care of him.

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

G-Good to know. I'm too young to die...

[trinities]

Oh, be a man.

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

Tch, I am a man! But he's got a knife!

[trinities]

A man is a man no matter who has the weapon!

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, but I don't wanna be a dead man.

He's violent because he cares

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I know you can't remember and I don't really give a shit. If I ever catch you slobbering over my sister...

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

Slobbering?!

Dude, I haven't done anything! I mean, from what she said, we just went out once!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

And that was one time too many.

Just stay away.

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

Chill!

She's the one that found me!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Do not talk to me like we're friends, got it?

And besides, I thought you don't remember what happened. How do you know it wasn't the other way round?

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

I talk like this to everyone...?

Uh, I mean... She found me on the site, dude. I dunno about the whole date thing.

ilu Junpei XD

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...


Just stay away from her.

Junpei loves you too? :' D

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

... What if she talks to me?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Then you're shit out of luck.

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

W-What's that mean?!

I can't just ignore her!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Not my problem.

You'll figure something out; you've got no choice.