008 [Locked from Ila]

[bare_my_fangs]

Fuck. She's-- fuck. She's seriously hot in real life. That ass. But either she's really shy or she's playing hard to get fucking cock-tease because, fuck I'm not getting anywhere with her.

I need a cold shower.


I can't shake the feeling though, that I've seen her somewhere before...

Comments

[doomedyouth00.livejournal.com]

Maybe she's just not interested.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Maybe you need to shut the fuck up, mind your own business and go back to your rainbow sparkly text, you fucking pussy.

[doomedyouth00.livejournal.com]

...

[trinities]

Ha! Good luck!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

She probably knows you're about as smart as a block of wood.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

If I wanted your opinion, I would have beat it out of you.

Besides, I want to fuck her, not discuss politics with her.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Hah, good luck with that.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

What is it with boys and needing cold showers all the time?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me I have to explain this to you.

Well, when a guy really wants to bang someone...

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I understand all that. But can't you just learn to control yourselves on your own?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Because we get girls who think it's funny to tease us, then get all offended or scared when we, uh...force the issue.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That entire attitude is completely wrong.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

And obviously, that's your goddamn problem.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It's really not, and I wouldn't suggest you speak to me in such a manner.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Or what?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Different world or not, I'm not the sort of person that you want to be on the bad side of.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...I'm sure.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Good luck.

[timey_wimey]

She might just think that she's out of your league.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

What? Is suddenly everyone a fucking comedian?

Mind your own goddamn business.

[Ten is laughing his head off here. LAUGHING.]

[timey_wimey]

Well, no offence, but if you're going to proclaim your desire to the masses, you should expect people to respond.

D: Don't be mean to me

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and if I wanted advice on picking up girls, I would have asked for it when 'proclaiming my desire to the masses'. Since I didn't, you can keep your goddamn comments to yourself.

[But it's so funny~]

[timey_wimey]

Sorry. I'm a bit of a talkative one, I know.

/wrists forever

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Hn.