[Backdated to yesterday ^^;;]

[bare_my_fangs]

Hey, Klaud. I have something for you.

Comments

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I can only sit and watch.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Huh. Hope you enjoy.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to see if she bullies you more.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I wanna see if she offers me sex first.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

If you get sex out of Klaud Nine, I will give you a medal.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I'll give you the highlights then.

[trinities]

If you turn this into a dirty joke I'm smacking you.

1/2

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

No. I actually have something for her.

[trinities]

Is it your penis?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...Well, yeah. But I also have her whip too.

[trinities]

What, did you take it or something?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Nah. You know how someone was going around stealing people's shit? Her whip got stolen, and somehow it ended up in my room.

[trinities]

So what are you gonna do with it? Are you bribing her or something?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Blackmail, I guess. Just to see what she does.

[trinities]

Watch out for her monkey-thing!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Don't remind me.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You know how you ended up with that Maria somethingorother? I got Klaud's whip.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Her w...? Oh.

Oh.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Yeah. 'Oh'.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Klaud is not going to be happy.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

That's kinda the whole point.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. What kind of flowers would you like for your grave?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I'm hurt that you have no belief in me, man

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I believe in enraged women, Michael.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

That just makes for better sex.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I know.

But it's Klaud, she will never have sex with you.

...wow. way to be blunt, hakuba. XDDDDDD

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

We'll see.

He's sublte like that sometimes XD

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Don't keep your hopes very hight, I would hate to see you disappointed, Michael.

You should try to dye your hair red, wear a mask and not talk. Maybe then you will trick her.

...fuck I lol'd. ilu Hakuba ♥

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you cared, man.

I don't think I look old enough to pull that off though.

Just imagine Michel impersonating Cros..pfff.. ILY too ♥

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

With all my heart an soul, you doubted it?

Make up does wonders.

ghujgbvhm not late.

[payingrespects.livejournal.com]

And what would that be, Michael?

not at all XD

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You should know. Didn't you tell me you were missing something pretty important?

DX 1/2

[payingrespects.livejournal.com]

[...]

[payingrespects.livejournal.com]

And let me so boldly assume you wish to make a deal out of returning it to me?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Babe, you know me so well. What do I get for giving it back?

[payingrespects.livejournal.com]

Oh, many things.

Would you like a list?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Only if you're at the top of that list.

[payingrespects.livejournal.com]

Oh, I believe there are better things at the top of that list.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there are. But that's not what I want, babe.

[payingrespects.livejournal.com]

It would be in your best interest if they were, Michael.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Or else what?

[payingrespects.livejournal.com]

Or else you will feel very sorry for yourself when this is all over.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Try again. What do I get for giving it back?