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[bare_my_fangs]

Yeah, you know what to do.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

or you could bring them over

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

tyki's still gonna have to worldhop me over.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

or you can get someone else to do it

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

i'll just go head and advertise then

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

fine whatever

text. [2/2] - THREE HOURS LATER

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

michael don't you dare do what i think you're going to do

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

do what?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

i swear when i see you i'm hurling you through a window

text | fuck, I just died laughing

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

love you too, dad

text | my work here is done [1/2?]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

[reaction.]

text | done.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

whatever.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

pregnancy tests



you need to get me some.

text | he's dying here

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

that's... not supposed to happen. that's what the condoms were for, fucktard.

text | stfu michael

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

really, i had no idea. anita and i looked at them and thought we filled them up with water and hurled them at people that passed by.


/idiot/.

text | dad, you fail

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

explains why you're about to be a daddy.

text | i just am very verile.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

well.



i liked anita but i didn't think i gotta run so soon.

text | the word you're looking for is 'stupid'

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

i'll fucking kill myself laughing if she actually spawns your kid

text | extreme condom using has its downfalls

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

here i thought you wanted another sister

text | 1/2

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

nena's more than enough 'sister' for me

text | 2/2

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

i fucking swear to god cross if that kid ends up anywhere near me she's going out the fucking airlock

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

what if its a boy

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

a boy? well that's different then.

he gets suffocated in his sleep.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

thats what makes you such an outstanding human being.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

i try my hardest.

stay where you are, i'll be over with your tests.

text | couple of seconds later

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

and if you throw me out of the window again, i'll shove all of them up your fucking ass.