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[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Any plans for the great battle of justice coming around?

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Sniffer dog wants me fucking with Xanxus. You?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

what type of condoms do they have in the future

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

ones small enough for your dick. why?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

pregnancy tests



you need to get me some.

text | he's dying here

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

that's... not supposed to happen. that's what the condoms were for, fucktard.

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[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

michael i have a secret

MAN ALL OF THESE WILL BE TEXT AND I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO

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i dont know if you dont know about this

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but

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i

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damn this is hard to say

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look a long time ago i knew i was really different

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i mean growing up in a tiny tiny irish village

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it was hard to be different

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but i prayed to the lord

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you know back when i did believe in god

[trinities]

FUCK U MICHAKEL WHERE DID U HIDE MY PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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btw are you having mindblowing nights with nuns i mean they are the dirtiest women i have ever met its a good thing i do yoga because they made me bend in ways that i could never bend until i moved to inda

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nvm was in my purse luv u <3333333

SUKI YOU'RE GROUNDED

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where was i

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dammit its so hard to text when you have a gaping hole in the side of your face

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oh right i was trying to come out -

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dammit i hit enter too soon -

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DAMMIT I HueT THIS PONE

FOUR HOURS LATER

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.... i threw it against the wall but it still works wtf

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i am amazing

i am the jesus of phones i smashed it and i managed to put it back together hwn i am this smash