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Comments

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

sure they didn't add pemberly's kid onto the end of that sentence? it's who i'm not sleeping with because i hate the condoms here.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

oh yeah. medieval. you have to wrap your dick in paper or something?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

i discovered trojans and i cant go back but my stash ran out.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

i'll send tyki over with some for you. you can thank me later.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

seriously. do i need to post video of you tearing up when i backhanded you?

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

do that and you'll be using paper for the rest of your fucking life

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

i don't want tyki around anita, idiot

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

it's not like he's dicked her.




yet.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

why would she downgrade?

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

because tyki has the right condoms?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

and the moment that he shows up i might actually murder him with my bare hands

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

so what? you want me to ask the comm for someone to taxi your rubbers over to you?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

or you could bring them over

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

tyki's still gonna have to worldhop me over.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

or you can get someone else to do it

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

i'll just go head and advertise then

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

fine whatever

text. [2/2] - THREE HOURS LATER

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

michael don't you dare do what i think you're going to do

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

do what?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

i swear when i see you i'm hurling you through a window

text | fuck, I just died laughing

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

love you too, dad

text | my work here is done [1/2?]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

[reaction.]

text | done.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

whatever.