bare_my_fangs: (sigh)
Michael Trinity ([personal profile] bare_my_fangs) wrote2011-02-05 10:27 pm

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Shit. All I did was say 'Hi' and the old man practically bodyslammed me.
areyoulovers: (Don't drink and write!)

[personal profile] areyoulovers 2011-02-06 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because Papa is used to your sexual harassment!

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't be using such dirty words, kid.
Edited 2011-02-06 16:22 (UTC)
areyoulovers: (And papa says not to read that stuff)

[personal profile] areyoulovers 2011-02-06 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Papa says that's what I need to shout if you say inappropriate things to me!

He's waiting until she's sixteen

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh come on. You're... what? Twelve? Tell Gramps to give me some credit.
areyoulovers: (Mr. Erde deserves romance!)

such a gentleman B|

[personal profile] areyoulovers 2011-02-06 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thirteen, Mr. Trinity! Papa's concerned that I'm going to become a young lady soon!
Edited 2011-02-06 17:50 (UTC)
areyoulovers: (Default)

[personal profile] areyoulovers 2011-02-06 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Trinity, you shouldn't post people's pictures without their permission!

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What is this "support" you speak of?

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Try to remember that she was your sister for a week.

083

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? I'm sure you'll grow up to be a uh, remarkable young lady. Gramps just needs to calm down.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...Whoops? My bad. Cross is like my dad though so it's fine.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And now you just ruined it.

I need to go and be violently sick now.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, every time I talk to her she reminds me that I was her f-


F-



F-.


That thing.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. They won't be happening until the next time I forget you were my sister for a week. You can thank Cross for that.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
At least I'm not suffering alone then.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Good luck, don't let the old man castrate you.

[identity profile] donotcomprehend.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I presume that you defeated him in the end.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure you've been ruined for another 10 people too.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm hurt that you don't trust me, bitchtits.
areyoulovers: (After all this is serious research)

[personal profile] areyoulovers 2011-02-06 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
He's very protective of me, you know! He says soon he's going to have to start beating boys off with sticks!
areyoulovers: (Don't drink and write!)

[personal profile] areyoulovers 2011-02-06 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What would Mama say if she knew you were posting her picture online for strange men to look at?

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Dear dad,

Stop reminding me, asshole.

No love,

Me

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
I need him in his non-injured non-hating state, so unfortunately? No.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Stop calling me that, and I will.

[identity profile] strangehells.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure.

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