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[bare_my_fangs]

Shit. All I did was say 'Hi' and the old man practically bodyslammed me.

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[lockon2urheart]

"Hi" is usually more than enough, when it comes to you. Your intentions are never good.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Please, man. Linda's got a lot more class than that. I'd need to say a lot more than just 'Hi'.

[areyoulovers]

Mr. Trinity, have you been harassing Mama again?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Look okay, your mum is very hot, and I just like to tell her how hot I think she is.

...But seriously, I only said 'Hi' this time before your dad tried to take me out.

[areyoulovers]

That's because Papa is used to your sexual harassment!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be using such dirty words, kid.

[areyoulovers]

Papa says that's what I need to shout if you say inappropriate things to me!

[strangehells.livejournal.com]

Is that really all you said?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Would I lie?

[strangehells.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I'm hurt that you don't trust me, bitchtits.

[strangehells.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I am so proud of you.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Have you seen her? She's a milf, man.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com?ref=34q8bas)

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Oh, I approve.

[mortally.livejournal.com]

You probably deserved it.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Bella, you suck. That's not the right reply.

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Michael. Get over it. You're fine.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Yeah? If I was hurt would you come kiss it better for me?

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

I presume that you defeated him in the end.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I need him in his non-injured non-hating state, so unfortunately? No.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

I see, then this 'old man' is not an enemy?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Nah, he just doesn't like me spending time with his wife.