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[bare_my_fangs]

Shit. All I did was say 'Hi' and the old man practically bodyslammed me.

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[mortally.livejournal.com]

Michael. Get over it. You're fine.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Yeah? If I was hurt would you come kiss it better for me?

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Not even in your dreams.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You're right. In my dreams, you do a lot more than kiss it better.

[mortally.livejournal.com]

If I ever find out I'm in one of those dreams of yours, I will personally come over there and punch you where it hurts.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. They won't be happening until the next time I forget you were my sister for a week. You can thank Cross for that.

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Somehow that hasn't put him off hitting on me.... I have to keep reminding him I'm his daughter to make him stop.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Cross is a bit slow. You might have to do that for a while.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Try to remember that she was your sister for a week.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

And now you just ruined it.

I need to go and be violently sick now.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Oh, every time I talk to her she reminds me that I was her f-


F-



F-.


That thing.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not suffering alone then.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you've been ruined for another 10 people too.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Dear dad,

Stop reminding me, asshole.

No love,

Me

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Stop calling me that, and I will.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Alright. Looks like Bella's doing it enough for the both of us.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

You two do remember how wonderful of a father I was, right?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, definitely. The best part was getting locked in the basement.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I left you with a magazine.