bare_my_fangs: (sigh)
Michael Trinity ([personal profile] bare_my_fangs) wrote2011-02-05 10:27 pm

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Shit. All I did was say 'Hi' and the old man practically bodyslammed me.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I am so proud of you.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Have you seen her? She's a milf, man.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Image (http://tinypic.com?ref=34q8bas)

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well I wouldn't want to let the side down or anything.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Our side. Need to keep standards high and shit, right?

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[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
We have a side now?

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[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Of course we do. Try not to get castrated by the husband.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Your support is overwhelming.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What is this "support" you speak of?

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Good luck, don't let the old man castrate you.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Just be careful that she doesn't do it first. You're not as skilled as I am when it comes to seducing a married woman.

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
This won't be the first time I've done it.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say that you hadn't done it before, I just said that I was better.
areyoulovers: (Default)

[personal profile] areyoulovers 2011-02-06 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Trinity, you shouldn't post people's pictures without their permission!

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...Whoops? My bad. Cross is like my dad though so it's fine.
areyoulovers: (Don't drink and write!)

[personal profile] areyoulovers 2011-02-06 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What would Mama say if she knew you were posting her picture online for strange men to look at?

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[She wouldn't say anything - she'd just smile and Michael'd end up spending the rest of the week expecting to die in the most excrutiating way]

You wouldn't tell on me though, would you?
areyoulovers: (So I was really torn!)

[personal profile] areyoulovers 2011-02-09 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Trinity, you shouldn't do bad things even if I wouldn't tell on you!

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-02-11 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right. Guess I better not do it again.