bare_my_fangs | (no subject)

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Shit. All I did was say 'Hi' and the old man practically bodyslammed me.

Michael. Get over it. You're fine.

Yeah? If I was hurt would you come kiss it better for me?

Not even in your dreams.

You're right. In my dreams, you do a lot more than kiss it better.

If I ever find out I'm in one of those dreams of yours, I will personally come over there and punch you where it hurts.

Don't worry. They won't be happening until the next time I forget you were my sister for a week. You can thank Cross for that.

Somehow that hasn't put him off hitting on me.... I have to keep reminding him I'm his daughter to make him stop.

Cross is a bit slow. You might have to do that for a while.

Try to remember that she was your sister for a week.

And now you just ruined it.

I need to go and be violently sick now.

Oh, every time I talk to her she reminds me that I was her f-

F-

F-.

That thing.

At least I'm not suffering alone then.

I'm pretty sure you've been ruined for another 10 people too.

Dear dad,

Stop reminding me, asshole.

No love,

Me

Stop calling me that, and I will.

Alright. Looks like Bella's doing it enough for the both of us.

You two do remember how wonderful of a father I was, right?

Oh yeah, definitely. The best part was getting locked in the basement.

I left you with a magazine.