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[So he may or may not have been kinda sorta on a notdate with a guy he wasn't planning to fuck.

Well. Weirder shit had happened.

After picking Michel up, Michael had world hopped them back to Earth. He didn't take them to any of the large cities - it would be all to easy for something to go wrong and for him to get caught - but instead took him to the same place Nena had dragged him shopping in California. It had seemed safe enough.

Michael pushed his way into the mall, figuring Michel wouldn't be too far behind]

How long has it been since you were on Earth?

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[Tell me about it.] Yeah. You know, the usual story. War orphans blah blah blah. Johann-nii practically raised us and we're all we have so.

[He shuffles forward again in the queue. Almost there thank fuck stomach you can stop eating yourself now.] I honestly don't know when we'll get to see him, man. Me and Nena may have to take things into our own hands and go surprise him and this is seriously depressing, Michel. Not very good date conversation.

[The man in front of them turns and shoots them a look. Michael grins]

[How rude] Sorry but future in-laws are important to me, dear. I just want to know everything there is to know about you. [Pretty sure everyone's looking now]

But yeah, I'm sure he'll probably be happy if the two of you do that. I mean, like you said, it's been a while since you last saw him.

[Michael's nodding absently. So close now...]I'll see what I can do about-- [SUCCESS Michael is at the counter in a heartbeat, ready to order.]

I'll have two quarter pounders, a bacon double cheese burger, a large fries and a large coke. With a side of onion rings. [He turns to Michel with a grin] I hope you're not hoping for a kiss later or something. What're you getting?

[He's kind of just staring... because did Michael just order three burgers?? After a moment of shock, he turns to the person behind the counter and gives his order:] Uh, I'll just have a standard double cheese burger meal with a bottle of water. And can I ask for a big paper bag in case my date's stomach decides to throw up his meal?

[Michael bursts out laughing at that, and then, when he catches sight of the cashier's expression, laughs even harder.] Like I'd do something as sacreligious as throw up food.

[Their cashier seems to shake herself out of her stupor. In no time at all, they've got their tray full of food. Michael pays, grab the tray, and looks for a table.]

Well, I wasn't sure if you wanted me to tell her you were pregnant. [Because from the amount of food on Michael's tray gave the impression that he were eating for two dozen.]

How about over there? [He points to an empty table in the centre. There's a family sitting to the left of it and a group of teenagers to the right of it.]

[Michael starts walking in that direction, carefully balancing the tray.] Pregnant? Michel, man, I am not that kinda girl.

[They reach the table with little incident, and Michael kicks a seat out with his foot as he sets the tray down before sitting.] Besides, it's not my fault I have a fast metabolism. [Reaching for a quarter pounder you may want to cover your eyes, bro]

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[Michel's steadily readies himself with some his chips. God, it's like a car crash. He should look away but... chips.gif] Are you sure you weren't genetically engineered?

[Michael pops the last bite of his burger in his mouth and actually remembers to chew and swallow before speaking.] Nope, all this perfection is just me, man. [Wish you'd stop saying that, Michel. You're making Michael twitchy.]

[He reaches for his second quarter pounder and pulls his fries closer] I take it you're watching your girlish figure though.

[Well, it's weird seeing as how Michael is the only guy with... what looks like natural blue hair. But then again, Michel doesn't look that normal in comparison to the people of Michael's world so he hasn't mentioned it.]

Not everyone gets to look like you without having to put in some work. If I ate what you ate, I'd have a hard time down at the hangars. [Have you ever seen a fat fighter pilot? Cause Michel hasn't]

[Well, yeah, but shhhh]

[Michael finally pauses to take a sip of his drink and shrugs] Guess I'm lucky then. [He grins mischieviously over his drink] I'd totally still date you if you got a little chubby though.

[Now for that bacon double cheese burger...]

But in that case, I probably wouldn't be able to keep you interested.

[Michel's just going to drink some water and wait for Michael to eat something less... savagely before going for his own burger]

[Michael's about to reply when he notices that Michel's barely touched his food.] What's up? You not hungry? You're gonna need the energy, believe me. [Yeah, that part was said on purpose, so sue him.]

[Michel's kind of surprised by Michael's sudden concern. Although he finds it a little amusing] What? No, I'm fine. [He starts to take a bite from his burger, showing Michael that he's honestly not put off by anything]

What do you plan to do after we fuel up?

[Michael puts down (what's left of) his burger to start on his onion rings.] There's a massive arcade around here. I figured we could check it out since I haven't been there yet.

[Reaches for his drink again] And then I can kick your ass at everything.

[Twisting the cap of his bottled water] I wouldn't be too sure about that.

[He finishes off the rest of his food with a grin] Yeah, yeah. You'll see.

[A sudden thought occurs to him] But no shooting games though. That's cheating.

It's not cheating, it's skill. [Michel being the gentleman that he is, takes both of their trays and empties it in the trash.]

Lead the way.

[Michael's grin widens as he shoves his chair back and stands up. One of the teenagers behind him turns and glares but Michael doesn't even notice] Then you won't mind us starting on the piloting games, right?

[He heads out of the food court, leading the way towards the arcade]

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You do realize that I'm a pilot? So to answer your question, I won't mind at all. [Game on, Michael. Game on.]

[Michael laughs, forgetting for a second that HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE UNDERCOVER DIPSHIT] Good. So no crying when I kick you ass, right?

[He leads them further into the mall, taking the escalator up to the next floor before arriving at the arcade.]

Maybe we should make this an official competition. [Wow, alright. Arcade games. Since there in American territory, he points to the Flag Fighter simulator] It's cheating if you've learned how to fly one of those at University.

Fine by me. [Michael's already heading towards it.] I won't need to cheat to win. Don't worry, I've never flown on one of these before in my life.

[The game's set up like the inside of a cockpit and the seats move in time to the movements on screen. Michael inserts credits into the machine and climbs into one of the seats.]

[Michel enter the cockpit adjacent to Michael's. Even though the controls are different to what he's used to, it's obviously been simplified for kids so he's quick to figure out what does what.]

Best two out of three? What do you want to give me when you lose?

You're obviously confused, Michel. [His fingers fly over the keys as he chooses which mission to do and which terrain to fly over.

The object of the game is to complete the mission and destroy the most enemies. The winner is the one with the most points.]

We'll soon fix that. [Game start]

Edited 2011-07-11 10:24 (UTC)

RL with onesnipe | Levels of gay > 9000

;~;

no blowjob means no blowjob

sigh

>>;

so um. what about on the second date?

i can give you a handshake

will that involve my dick somehow?

... what kind of handshakes are you giving

clearly the best kind

handshake =/= handjob

...sigh

none of these dates are going to end in the bedroom

all my dreams...shattered

there are other penises out there

I've already shook hands with them though

... if you shake my hand, would you stop asking?

what even is this conversation any more

... maybe we should take a break

i think that would be wise

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