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[So he may or may not have been kinda sorta on a notdate with a guy he wasn't planning to fuck.
Well. Weirder shit had happened.
After picking Michel up, Michael had world hopped them back to Earth. He didn't take them to any of the large cities - it would be all to easy for something to go wrong and for him to get caught - but instead took him to the same place Nena had dragged him shopping in California. It had seemed safe enough.
Michael pushed his way into the mall, figuring Michel wouldn't be too far behind]
How long has it been since you were on Earth?
Well. Weirder shit had happened.
After picking Michel up, Michael had world hopped them back to Earth. He didn't take them to any of the large cities - it would be all to easy for something to go wrong and for him to get caught - but instead took him to the same place Nena had dragged him shopping in California. It had seemed safe enough.
Michael pushed his way into the mall, figuring Michel wouldn't be too far behind]
How long has it been since you were on Earth?
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... d-don't give me that look
Date: 2011-07-10 06:51 am (UTC)From:[Wow, this is ... deep for a waiting-in-line conversation] Do you think you'll get to see him anytime soon?
;~;
Date: 2011-07-10 07:13 am (UTC)From:[He shuffles forward again in the queue. Almost there thank fuck stomach you can stop eating yourself now.] I honestly don't know when we'll get to see him, man. Me and Nena may have to take things into our own hands and go surprise him and this is seriously depressing, Michel. Not very good date conversation.
[The man in front of them turns and shoots them a look. Michael grins]
no blowjob means no blowjob
Date: 2011-07-10 07:38 am (UTC)From:But yeah, I'm sure he'll probably be happy if the two of you do that. I mean, like you said, it's been a while since you last saw him.
sigh
Date: 2011-07-10 08:14 am (UTC)From:I'll have two quarter pounders, a bacon double cheese burger, a large fries and a large coke. With a side of onion rings. [He turns to Michel with a grin] I hope you're not hoping for a kiss later or something. What're you getting?
>>;
Date: 2011-07-10 08:42 am (UTC)From:so um. what about on the second date?
Date: 2011-07-10 09:08 am (UTC)From:[Their cashier seems to shake herself out of her stupor. In no time at all, they've got their tray full of food. Michael pays, grab the tray, and looks for a table.]
i can give you a handshake
Date: 2011-07-10 09:27 am (UTC)From:How about over there? [He points to an empty table in the centre. There's a family sitting to the left of it and a group of teenagers to the right of it.]
will that involve my dick somehow?
Date: 2011-07-10 09:50 am (UTC)From:[They reach the table with little incident, and Michael kicks a seat out with his foot as he sets the tray down before sitting.] Besides, it's not my fault I have a fast metabolism. [Reaching for a quarter pounder you may want to cover your eyes, bro]
... what kind of handshakes are you giving
Date: 2011-07-10 10:01 am (UTC)From:clearly the best kind
Date: 2011-07-10 10:19 am (UTC)From:[He reaches for his second quarter pounder and pulls his fries closer] I take it you're watching your girlish figure though.
handshake =/= handjob
Date: 2011-07-10 10:32 am (UTC)From:Not everyone gets to look like you without having to put in some work. If I ate what you ate, I'd have a hard time down at the hangars. [Have you ever seen a fat fighter pilot? Cause Michel hasn't]
...sigh
Date: 2011-07-10 11:00 am (UTC)From:[Michael finally pauses to take a sip of his drink and shrugs] Guess I'm lucky then. [He grins mischieviously over his drink] I'd totally still date you if you got a little chubby though.
[Now for that bacon double cheese burger...]
none of these dates are going to end in the bedroom
Date: 2011-07-10 11:17 am (UTC)From:[Michel's just going to drink some water and wait for Michael to eat something less... savagely before going for his own burger]
all my dreams...shattered
Date: 2011-07-10 11:20 am (UTC)From:there are other penises out there
Date: 2011-07-10 11:49 am (UTC)From:What do you plan to do after we fuel up?
I've already shook hands with them though
Date: 2011-07-10 12:31 pm (UTC)From:[Reaches for his drink again] And then I can kick your ass at everything.
... if you shake my hand, would you stop asking?
Date: 2011-07-10 12:43 pm (UTC)From:what even is this conversation any more
Date: 2011-07-10 01:30 pm (UTC)From:[A sudden thought occurs to him] But no shooting games though. That's cheating.
... maybe we should take a break
Date: 2011-07-10 01:40 pm (UTC)From:Lead the way.
i think that would be wise
Date: 2011-07-10 05:28 pm (UTC)From:[He heads out of the food court, leading the way towards the arcade]
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Date: 2011-07-11 08:51 am (UTC)From:[He leads them further into the mall, taking the escalator up to the next floor before arriving at the arcade.]
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Date: 2011-07-11 09:58 am (UTC)From:[The game's set up like the inside of a cockpit and the seats move in time to the movements on screen. Michael inserts credits into the machine and climbs into one of the seats.]
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Date: 2011-07-11 10:10 am (UTC)From:Best two out of three? What do you want to give me when you lose?
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From:w-what a cute face...
From:don't go falling in love with me, Michel
From:... ok fine then
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